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Asshat of the Week #1:Florida man calls 911 to get ride to the bar.

I think I'm going to start a new feature. "Asshat of the week." It will feature idiots like this guy doing what they do best. Being complete and total losers. OLDSMAR, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida man who called 911 claiming he'd been beaten and shot at was hoping the tale would get him a ride to a bar. Instead, 37-year-old Gregory J. Oras is facing charges of misusing the 911 system and battery of a law enforcement officer. An arrest report says Oras called 911 three times before his arrest early Tuesday in Oldsmar, …